I met a new girl this weekend.
She was crazy as a loon and mean as a snake!
I am utterly astounded that anyone would actually act so abominably in a group comprised of the nicest people I know, and completely amazed that one of the coolest guys I know is actually dating her. I will be shaking my head in disbelief for months over this encounter.

I should, in theory, be able to write an essay about all the berserk things this girl said and did during the 7 hours she spent at my home, but words are actually failing me. All that comes to my mind when I revisit the situation is:

Wow.
Just wow....