Psychiatric Christmas Carols

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are...

Dementia: I'll Be Home For Christmas... Where Do I Live?

Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and.... We Need More Holly!

Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

Personality Disorder (Severe Insecurity): You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why (But If You Loved
Me You Would Know Already).

Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Passive-Aggressive Personality: On The First Day of Christmas My
True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away).

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells...(better start again)